Showing posts with label Bob Hoskins. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Bob Hoskins. Show all posts

Monday, October 4, 2010

The Retroactive 1st Annual Celebration of the Wit and Wisdom of the Good Mister Bob Hoskins

In loving honor of the man born an atheist turned agnostic, we here at MINE would like to honor the ever swelling romance that is Bob Hoskins.  As of this September, and promptly every succeeding September forthwith that still finds a pulse within this blog, we shall do our utmost to honor the venerable thespian himself. 

To show our appreciation for the man, as well as the enigma, we have congregated a list of 11 Bob Hoskins Character Quotes.  The list has been sorted in an order for climactic tension.

Relish the man, and discover the mystery!

11.
There's already been one radical in the White House. I don't believe it could survive another. 
J. Edgar Hoover
Nixon

10.
What you are suggesting isn't possible. That kind of thing isn't done here. Nudity? In England?
Vivian Van Damm
Mrs. Henderson Presents

9.
I'll get you a medal for modesty, Private Williams, would you like that?
C.S.M Williams
Zulu Dawn

8.

Like my saint of a mum used to say, "Get 'em young, and the possibilities are endless."
Bart
Unleashed/Danny the Dog

7. 
Someone oughta take out your brain and pickle it!  
Owney Madden
The Cotton Club

6.

He's Peter Pan or I've got a dead man's dinghy.  
Smee
Hook

5.
Come on, Luigi. You'll be talking to the mildew in the shower next. 
Mario Mario
Super Mario Bros.

4.

Who needs a car in L.A.? We have the best public transportation system in the world. 
Eddie Valiant
Who Framed Roger Rabbit?

3.

[addressing a roomful of Soviet political officers] My name... is Nikita Sergeyevich Khrushchev. I've come to take things in hand here. This city... is not Kursk, nor is it Kiev, nor Minsk. This city... is Stalingrad. *Stalingrad*! This city bears the name of the Boss. It's more than a city, it's a symbol. If the Germans... capture this city... the entire country will collapse. Now... I want our boys to raise their heads. I want them to act like they have *balls*! I want them to stop shitting their pants! That's your job. As political officers... I'm counting on you.
Nikita Khrushchev
Enemy at the Gates

2.
No one's heard nothing? That just ain't natural. It's like one of them silent, deadly farts. No clue, and then pow, you go cross-eyed. 
Harold Shand
The Long Good Friday

1.
More whimpering? Between you and Balto it's like a Dostoyevsky novel around here. Lighten up. 
Boris the Goose
Balto*

Here's to the Hoskins' inside all of us!  Cheers, mate!  
And, uh, let's all lighten up, eh?

*Picture may be unrelated to quoted film.

Saturday, September 18, 2010

Gut Reaction

I will someday soon write about evil in cinema.  I will work to diligently make a case that no film is evil.  I will tell you that a movie is nothing more than images and sound.  Neither of these things can be evil in and of themselves.  I will go further and say that nothing is evil in this world that we can see except people themselves.  Even then I may make some caveats.  I will make my case well.  My arguments will be sound.  I will believe the words I write, and I will be right. 

But that's all bupkis.

Those images find their form from perverse acts.  They bore into us things that shouldn't be.  

As I watched this young, teenage boy be touched in the nude by one of the most acclaimed actresses in the world, I couldn't help but feel the implications of that act for the boy, the actor himself.  Surely I can divorce myself from the film and the actors, right?  No.  I imagine a young man wandering about, perhaps trying to find work in front of the camera, and suddenly, he gets offered a gig for a little flick called, in this case, The Reader.  The job is to play the part of the young boy with whom Kate Winslet's character has a lurid affair with over the course of several months.  The boy, not only eager to get such a top-bill in an Oscar contending film, is also excited to be with, and touch, the woman who iconicized the role of the young Rose from Titanic ten years prior.  Remember when she posed for Jack... when she wore nothing but that diamond?  So he takes the part.  And there is much touching.

There is much touching, and we watch it.

When I think of voyeurism, and the ramifications therein, my mind turns to the work of Brian De Palma.  I've come to view the breadth of his cinema manifesto as a callous assertion that voyeurism is a universal human trait.  Particularly, I think of the film, Hi, Mom! starring a bouncy young Robert De Niro as Jon Rubin.  Rubin's ambition, it seems, is to reach the high life as an amateur pornographer, but he quickly fails at that profession, and thus has a go around as a 'black' militant, and eventually masquerades as a lone anarchist.

Voyeurism in dramatic films is a strange little demon.  In one excruciating scene in Hi, Mom!, a interactive theater production is enacted entitled "Be Black Baby", in which black performers invite opened-minded liberal white folks to see life from their perspective.  The black actors put on white-face and throughout the evening treat the white attendees with more and more hostility.  By its climax, I can hardly face the screen at all.  The attendees are beaten, humiliated thorough, and one is sodomized.  But then the play is over.  Though stunned, the intellectual attendees admit that they learned something that night, and are even singing the artwork's praises.  The girl who was (presumably) raped speaks fondly of the evening's events.
 
What am I, the audience, supposed to do at this point?  I chuckle nervously.  When the film ends suddenly with Jon Rubin gleefully shouting Hi Mom! at the evening news, I realize the joke.  It's a cruel one.  We all watch these things.  We let unnerving, deprecating images soak into our skulls on a daily basis.  And then we say, "Thank ye sir, may I have another?" 

But De Palma isn't quite clean either, is he?  Though perhaps I learn my lesson that everyone is, by nature, a peeping tom, I only learned this lesson by him vividly giving me more stuff to peep at.  He's liable too, isn't he?  Michael Haneke shouldn't have a free reign to bludgeon the hell out of every piece of human tissue on screen just because his aim is to show the world how disgusting our appetite for silver screen bloodshed is (Funny Games).

The question arising is this; when does your visual content supplant your good intentions?


Let's shift to the more absurd analogies.  The Exorcist has been called a cursed film.  Nine people associated with the film died during the long production.  Though not much is spoken about it, it is also widely believed that the young Linda Blair experienced a traumatic emotional breakdown while on set.  Have you sniffed where I'm going with this one?  The story that The Exorcist is based off of, is a well documented event dating back to 1949.  In that case, after playing with a Ouija Board, a twelve year old boy obtained a snake-like neck, levitated, spoke in latin, and several folks around him ended up dead.  Supposedly, Linda Blair was asked to play with a Ouija Board on set to help her get into character.

I think The Exorcist is an excellent film; a superb case study.  You walk out of that film knowing that evil is evil -- you don't want anything to do with that type of stuff.  It isn't a flick where the devil is a cool looking dude.  This is no scantily clad Elizabeth Hurley sporting cute red horns (Bedazzled).  Nevertheless, what was the collateral damage of The Exorcist?  At what cost did we learn these lessons?

All this spilled out of a gut disgruntledness.  I'm tired of seeing Kate Winslet naked.  She's a fantastic actress, perhaps the best in the biz, but I don't need to see all of her in like, every single movie.  I don't need that for my life.  She should just keep her body parts to herself.  Keep them underwraps.

Only this man is allowed to show skin.
Oh yeah, as long as I'm being a prude and complaining about body parts -- I didn't need to see that li'l German kid's penis either!  Goodness gracious, people!  Just keep your lewd acts to yourself, man.

Note: besides my need to vent my frustration with sex scenes today, The Reader was quite an absorbing film.  It felt like the Debby Downer version of The Lives of Others.  That film had some sex in it too, but it ended in a freeze frame, so all is forgiven. 

Thursday, September 16, 2010

In Haste: The Long Good Friday

I am no Britaphile.  The Lock, Stock crowd tends to not hold my interest.  The problem in general is that the protagonists are so unseemly, so convoluted in their own desires, that I never really have buy-in.  Perhaps I'm putting my American 'Save the Cat' fedora on here, but when I can't enter into the protagonists world, and the world outside of him is varnished only by druggies, gunnies, bunnies, and mafiosos, my eyeballs tend to become sooner fixated on the scary faces I can form out of popcorn ceilings.

In the case of this film, almost in spite of itself, the film is completely engrossing.  The director, John Mackenzie, wisely gave his actors plenty of time to breathe within the big scenes.  This is largely a film of responses.  We watch Bob Hoskins reaction with each notification of horrid news.  We sit there with him.  He breathes.  His eyes dart here and there.  He breathes.  He fumes.  He breathes.  And then he calculates his next move.

Now, I'm not a man who often says that the British scare me, but the meat factory scene, tossing us in a sudden upside-down POV shot is pretty darn chilling.  And it lasts a good long while... or rather, a long good while.

Check it out: Hoskins even sports his bicuspids in the shower!
Alright, alright, alright -- I'm throwing sand in your eyes.  All that stuff is swell and all, but this film is about one thing and one thing only. 

Bob Hoskins.  Watch him work his silly Brit magic underbite to perfection!  And here I thought Hoskins invented that full-frontal display of his lower quadrant incisors for his Hoover impression in "Nixon".  No sir!  There it is way back when in 1980.  This is 110 minutes of Bob Hoskins spouting hoop dreams about the future economic vitality of London and then progressively seething more and more ingloriously as the film unfolds.  It's a thing of magnanimous beauty.  I enjoyed my travels through the film immensely.

And now -- since I am sure that you have not had your fill of Hoskinsy good, I present to you now:

A Very Merry Bob Hoskins' Ivory Tribute

 

We must learn from this man while there is still time.  We must.

Saturday, September 4, 2010

In Haste: Vanity Fair

 What does she want?

Despite its quick-witted, 19th century Gilmore Girlsesque tongue, I found Mira Nair's 2004 adaptation of William Makepeace Thackeray's (weird middlename!) Vanity Fair a trying experience.

I shall ask this: was India really the answer?  Is that sufficient?  Perhaps I'm struggling with some form of gender gap here, because (among other things) I just can't seem to grasp what tone the ending is supposed to leave in my mouth.  It's like sprinkling that 'magic powder product' on stuff that makes sour things taste sweet, and sweet things taste sour.  My taste buds are left all jingle-jangily!

Again, what does she want?  I never know.  All I ever wanted for the darling Becky Sharp was for her and her best friend to be happy.  They seemed like reasonable people that saw the hypocrisy of their high-tea roccoco society.  Or were they?...

I can't trust that faceness.

I found the upstart of the film fascinating, in that Miss Sharp's 'Save the Cat' moment occurs while she is but a small child.  We are intrinsically drawn to this little lady, who is not only a cunningly intelligent orphan, but has an acute sense of reasonableness, daringness, and loyaltyness (Today is a day for everythingness!).  All good things.  The trouble is, however, the next time we meet this Miss Becky Sharp, she is all grown up.  Is she, at her core, the same child of God, holding within her that uniquely strong, moral core?  I was never sure.

Though we are never spoon-fed another 'Save the Cat' moment, Reese Witherspoon's heroine seems to remain remarkably sinless throughout the first act of the film (even into the second!).  Then, somewhere along the way, we see that she has not any portion of love to share with her son.  My goodness woman, why is this (this lovelessness!)?

The novelty and perhaps ultimate demise of "Vanity Fair" for me is the lack of insight we are given about the inner workings of our lead protagonist.  If I'm to spend 140 minutes with this woman, I want to know if I should trust her (trustfulness).  The mystique of not knowing is prescient, sure, but that ambiguity also keeps me from fully thrusting myself into Miss Sharp's world.  My walls were never disarmed.

And India?  Was she not just exchanging one exotic backdrop with another?  Will this make her happy, finally?  What does she want?




P.S. Thank the good Lord for Bob Hoskins.  That man is ever so watchable.  I'm into Hoskinsness.  I dig that.